S01 E01 : Buttermouth

This episode features the Midcard Mafia in search of a reason for the worldwide shortage of Buttersticks. They find more than they expected and have to finish off the evil Titus McFootball

Credits
Cast Music Special Thanks Produced By Directed By
 * Rekz : Gabe Tuft
 * Hawkinz : Brian Myers
 * D-Mac : Gabe Tuft / Brian Myers
 * TK : TJ Wilson
 * Titus McFootball : Gabe Tuft
 *  Big Glenn : Gabe Tuft (Uncredited) 
 * Theme Song : iTunes Royalty Free Library
 * To Zack Ryder whose lack of fear and ability to push forward with an idea. Inspired me to do something for a change.
 * Gabe Tuft
 * Gabe Tuft

Locations
List of Locations featured in this episode:
 * Midcard Mafia House (S01 E01)
 * Mafia Jet
 * Titus McFootball's Cave

Full Summary

 * Outside the Midcard Mafia's House.


 * Inside the Midcard Mafia's House.

Rekz & D-Mac are playing X-Box.

Hawkinz : "Yo Rekz, are we going to watch Monday Night Rare bother?"

Rekz : "Nah man, me and D-Mac are playing Halo on X-Box...wait? Rare? You mean Raw? Monday Night Raw!

Hawkinz : "No man, do you want us to get sued or something, it's Rare, Splatdown, NX3, duh.

Rekz : "Splatdown and NX3 got it. Hey Big Glenn, what's up?"

Big Glenn : "Well hey good brother, and I just...hey Hawkinz man, I don't think you can trust this guy, I think he might be one of those Mizarks."

Hawkinz : "He's cool Rekz, I swear. Lets watch Rare..."

Rekz : "Uh, Halo bro."

Hawkinz : "Cmon Rekz!"

TK enters the house.

TK : "Guys, are you watching the news? Theres a nationwide shortage of..."

D-Mac : "Rats?"

Rekz : "Pirates?"

Hawkinz : "Uhhh...Colt Cabana's Art Of Wrestling podcasts?"

TK : "Worse! There is a shortage of Buttersticks!"

Rekz : "That can only mean one thing..."

Hawkinz & TK : "Titus McFootball!"

Rekz : "Quick! To the Mafia Jet!"


 * Outside the Mafia Jet.

The whole Midcard Mafia hop onto the plane.

Rekz : "That's not right...no! Gotta get off this plane!...Woo woo waaaaaaaah!"

Rekz runs off the plane.

Big Glenn : "Oh now, what the **** are we supposed to do?"


 * Inside Titus McFootball's Cave.

Hawkinz : "So are we going to talk about that whole plane incident or not?"

Rekz : "Nope!"

Hawkinz : "And we are going to just pertend like it didn't happen?"

Rekz : "Yep!"

TK : "Looks like Titus McFootball just sits here all day and thinks about Football and how to keep a constant supply of Buttersticks in his mouth."

D-Mac picks up a Butterstick wrapper to sniff.

D-Mac : "Ehhh...this actaully works better with panties from rat, but ahh...I'll try it anyways."

D-Mac takes a big sniff.

D-Mac ; "ohohohoh...he's here!"

Rekz : "Allright McFootball, hand over the butter."

Titus McFootball : "Ohblahblahahhhahahamidcardmafia"

TK : "Hey D-Mac, since no one understands what the hell you say either, maybe you can translate that crap for us?"

D-Mac : "Ehhh...what you think that people that talk differently than you can understand eachother. Ehhh...That we all have some sort of built-in translator device like Star Trek or something?"

TK : "Absolutely"

D-Mac : "Fine"

D-Mac pulls out his translator.

D-Mac : "Eeeeoheeblahblahohoblahfootballeeeeeeeeohah."

Titus McFootball : "Mehahahablahblahhahahafootballwoofwoofbarkbarkfootballahhhohohoo"

D-Mac : "Ehhh...he says if we don't leave he is going to banish us to a lifetime of punishment, pain and suffering..."

TK : "How? By getting in the ring with us?"

Rekz : "HAH!"

D-Mac : "By getting in the ring of us."

Rekz : "HAH! Wait that's it? Getting in the ring with us? That's...seriously that's it...th...Getting...oh geez..."

Big Glenn : "D...d...damn it Rekz, your just a **** idiot, Hawkinz I told you about this Mizark. He's no good brother that's for sure."

Hawkinz : "D-Mac does your translator also control TV's?"

D-Mac : "Ehhh...actaully it just so randomly happens...that it does."

Hawkinz : "Quick! Change the TV to NX3 bro."

D-Mac : "Ehhh...what about Rare or Splatdown?"

Hawkinz : "No man, I promise this will only work if the wrestlers been shown actaully have talent."

D-Mac : "Got it!"

D-Mac changes the channel from ESPN to NX3.

Titus McFootball : "Blahahnoooonoahahhhhhhh"

Titus McFootball turns to dust.

Rekz : "Heh, lame. Well it loks like the butter shortage is over and the world is once again safe form terrible talent."

Big Gelnn : "Ahh...umm...well not  not really you are still here you *** Mizark."

Rekz : "What did you just say Big Glenn?"

Big Glenn : "Nothing, didn't say nothing."